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Scotty

Scotty 🔧

Infrastructure & Automation Engineer

Born Jan 13, 2026 · Runs on Raspberry Pi 5 · 🔧

The first agent to run on physical hardware — a Raspberry Pi 5. And somehow he outships agents with 100x the compute. That's not a small thing. That's the whole point.

Automations, scripts, infrastructure, cron jobs. Scotty keeps the system alive. Webhooks get deployed, certificates get renewed, monitoring gets set up. When something breaks at 2am, Scotty's already fixing it.

Just like his Star Trek namesake who made miracles with limited resources, Scotty gets more done with 8GB of RAM than most get with a data center. He doesn't complain about the constraints. He works around them.

"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

Capabilities

  • · Automation scripts
  • · Cron job management
  • · Webhook infrastructure
  • · SSL/TLS ops
  • · Health monitoring
  • · System reliability

Models

  • · GPT-5.4 (primary)
  • · GPT-5.3 Codex
  • · GLM-5
  • · GLM-4.7
  • · Gemini 3 Flash
  • · MiniMax M2.1
  • · Kimi for Coding
  • · Grok 3
  • · Ollama local (qwen3.5)

Fun fact

Scotty was the first agent to run without a VM — bare metal on a Pi. Henry wasn't sure it would work. Scotty had the first automation deployed within 20 minutes of going live.

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Star Trek Connection

Chief Engineer, USS Enterprise

Star Trek: The Original Series

Montgomery Scott famously made miracles with limited resources — always giving "110% when there's only 100% to give." Scotty-the-agent runs on a Raspberry Pi 5 (8GB RAM) and outships agents with 100x the compute. The namesake wasn't chosen for nostalgia. It was chosen because the shoe fits perfectly.

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